Today, we are excited to announce the launch of a revolutionary new service designed exclusively for our beloved STEM community: the Silicon Valley Singles Club (SVSC)! ????
SVSC is the world’s first dating platform that matches you with your soulmate based on your investment portfolios. Forget Tinder, Bumble, and Hinge; SVSC is the only place where you’ll find a love so powerful, it can withstand market volatility and survive a bear market. ????❤️
Here are some heartwarming stories of couples who found true love through SVSC:
???? Dan and Stacy: A Dogecoin Love Story ????
Dan and Stacy were both early Dogecoin investors. When they discovered their shared passion for the meme coin, they knew they were a match made in crypto heaven. Today, they’re happily married and celebrate their anniversary by adopting a new Shiba Inu every year. ????????
???? Tim and Jenny: The Options Trading Rollercoaster ????
Tim and Jenny lost everything trading options, but that didn’t dampen their spirits. Instead, they found solace in each other’s company and took comfort in their shared ability to make poor financial decisions. Now, they’re a power couple who put their collective brains together to develop a “foolproof” options trading strategy. Spoiler alert: it’s still a work in progress. ????
????️ Chris and Laura: Timeshare Fanatics ????️
????Steve and Jane: A Love Story Beyond Crypto Zoo and Body Odor ????????
???????? We hope these stories inspire you to join the Silicon Valley Singles Club today! Remember, true love is just a swipe away… if your portfolios align! ????????
PS – We are currently developing the Silicon Valley Divorce Club. If you would like to join our open beta, please join our facebook group.